At a catwalk casting session somewhere in Europe, the anxious auditionees ease their nerves with a parlour game. “H&M!” someone shouts, and the shirtless chaps adopt affable stances and warm, welcoming grins. Then comes another cry – “Balenciaga!” – and they all instantly shift into slouching disdain. “As the clothes get more expensive, you have to look down on the consumer,” a video blogger explains. Meanwhile, the mood in the room continues to shift back and forth: anguished one moment, and upbeat the next.
If you’ve ever seen a Ruben Östlund film, you’ll know the feeling. The Swedish provocateur, whose art-world satire The Square won the Palme d’Or at Cannes in 2017, is a master of a very Scandinavian strain of distraught comedy, in which self-absorbed characters are tortured by an impish cosmos, and permission to laugh is never explicitly granted.
It’s a style that has been very well received at Cannes: his new film Triangle of Sadness was awarded the Palme d’Or at last night’s closing ceremony, five years after his previous feature, The Square, did the same. That puts Östlund in the festival’s elite circle of double winners, alongside the likes of Francis Ford Coppola, Michael Haneke and Ken Loach. There’s no question he deserves to be there. Triangle of Sadness was easily one of the most talked (and argued) about titles at this year’s festival: when it premiered last weekend, it slipped a whoopee cushion underneath the dreary and staid competition strand.
Its title refers to the area on the forehead from which worry lines emerge – and the ones belonging to Carl (Harris Dickinson) and Yaya (Charlbi Dean) are about to receive a rigorous workout. Two fashion models trying to launch themselves as a glamorous influencer couple, they accept a free cabin on a luxury yacht cruise in exchange for a steady stream of preening social media posts. Carl, whose profile is already waning, usually finds himself behind the camera, snapping his sort-of-girlfriend basking on the sundeck or in the formal dining area, dangling perfect spaghetti over her mouth. (Eat the stuff? Of course not: she doesn’t do gluten.)
Among this vapid pair’s fellow passengers are a Russian oligarch (Zlatko Buric) who made his fortune in manure, a Swedish tech billionaire (Henrik Dorsin), a retired English couple who made their fortune in land mines and hand grenades, along with various mistresses and trophy wives. When one of these nightmares (Sunnyi Melles) demands the entire crew down tools and take a swimming break, it’s a power play disguised as a kindly gesture. But it’s also a very bad idea when raw seafood is on the menu, and the ingredients for the evening’s formal dinner end up sitting in the tropical heat for at least half an hour longer than they should. Worse still, a typhoon is blowing in, they’re entering pirate-infested waters, and the captain (Woody Harrelson) is a self-loathing Marxist who gets drunk and reads Noam Chomsky over the intercom. In short, it’s going to be a meal its survivors will not soon forget.